OMG A DOUBLE HELIX! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!

they should fine him double just for having such a stupid name, really, who the fuck names their kid jermmie.

this needs to be ported to Android now! you have till the end of the day.

for some reason I read this as Lawnmower Monster Truck...I leave disappointed.

@Pessimippopotamus: you're probably right but for some reason I pictured 33 of my wife's family, there'd be some murder goin on in that hole.

Holy hell, I can't think of 1 person i'd want to be trapped with for 5 months let alone 33, that takes a special kind of strength...my prayers go out to them.

Yo, Dell i'm reall happy for ya, and I'ma let you finish, but I just wanted to say that HP tablets were the best of all time, OF ALL TIME!

that's what he gets for wearing white after Labor Day

the whole time i was watching the replay i was thinking "nice melons!"

@scarbrtj: your comment put me into a comfortable REM sleep

@sophomoric: Standing ovation sir!

Maybe after they killed the hybrid-alien in Resurrection they used the sun as a slingshot and go back in time, then this new younger Ripley has to save the whales or something.

@icklejonesy: it's only because they were traveling through the Burrito Nebula

"Looks like our assailant used an inferior laser"

i'd cut my arm off just for the chance to use this!

"It what did Kodak conclude?"

Psst! I can see your peninsula!

I say make them pay twice, if these shitatstic magazines want to keep fostering the paparrazi lifestyle then they should pay for it.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: "you know the killer isn't going to like this lamp very much"

@AustinMiniMan: is Wayne Brady gonna have to get out of this car and choke a bitch?