The wedding thief has got to the the cruelest thing I have ever heard of. That is not Bridezilla that is straight up callous and mean. I'm planning my own wedding now and have had my own moments of being a baby but I just can't conceive jacking someone elses would be wedding... Especially under such tragic…

The last situation is straight-up horrifying. It would still be pretty tacky of her "friend" to steal the theme and everything if LW had just broken up with the fiancé and had to cancel the wedding, but her fiancé ACTUALLY DIED. "You're never getting married" is also a pretty shitty thing to say to someone who almost…

I'm very surprised she was the only one who swallowed it. But then, it seems like this was quite the upscale event- I really can't afford to have champagne more than once a year, so no way would I be leaving dregs. Presumably these ladies are too well-bred to be chugging their champagne and licking the inside of the…

People actually try to do that? It's like some people base their lives off of romantic comedies.

This is how I look after eating a bagel. Just one bagel.

She looks barely pregnant. Hell, she looks more bloated then pregnant. I betcha Kim K's jealous.

"Anti-American Militants"???? TERRORISTS, plain and simple. They weren't rioters, they weren't locals angry with America, they were trained terrorists with a savage plot.

Gwyneth Paltrow Shows Her Ass. No, Literally This Time.

It's probably for the best you're taking yourself out of the pool of eligibles then. From all women, thanks for that.

Avoidance of difficult but potentially rewarding aspects of life doesn't seem like a good strategy. I suppose this goes into the school of philosophies like, "never start your own business", "never buy a boat", and "never go to college". Some people certainly seem to enjoy defining who they are by limiting their…

This dress could have been perfection. But that prominently displayed hindquarter is... ... upsetting. Leave something to the imagination, GOOP!

I am waiting for the day an article goes on about a wife who is pouting about her husband's refusal to let her peg him and how frigid and unsexy he is. Oh and her brave journaling about her lack of pegging time with the hubby and her unsexed clit.

Bloody hell, well said Lindy. I have nothing to add; you said it all so eloquently. It's getting to the point where I just want to frame all your articles.

"Early in the marriage, Ms. Mower became pregnant and lost the baby."

Seeing so much suffering and bodily turmoil euphemised down to this sentence is revolting.

I feel like I've done something wrong if I don't give her an orgasm. Although, to be fair, she's also stated that it frustrates her to try and not be able to finish.

I'm afraid I might be 1933.

Has anyone ever tried to turn the tables on these guys? You know, hack them to find their real identities, location and job details? Because I would really like to know whether, say, the nice guy in the coffee shop, or someone I'm working with is secretly a raging misogynist. LOVE to know, in fact.

Don't feel bad. She hasn't responded to my pilot script for a tv version of Kushiel's Legacy (the sex is IN THE BOOK, KATIE. I didn't just add it to be a perv!) or my request for a picture of her that I can use as my home screen on my phone. The problem is clearly with her, not us.

As a Jezebel writer, I have multiple cyber-stalkers

You know it's a Lindy West article if "amirite?" is in the first paragraph! Amirite?