Yes, we're judging.

Wow, that judge is insanely harsh...I thought that the typical first- or second-offense penalty for religious guys who have illegal sexual contact with minors was being transferred to a different school and nobody saying anything about it ever again under threat of going straight to hell. It's tough but fair.

"Man, why didn't I think of that?"

LET'S TAKE THE OPPOSITE STANCE OF ESPN ON THIS ONE