Your move, Rob Ford.

Katie - Regardless of whether you are talking about your own team, the higher score always comes first. Kthxbai.

As someone with serious going potty-related issues, I would seriously contemplate offing myself rather than going through that trauma. At the very least, would have to quit my job and move to a different industry.

On the other hand, John Lester's gyros ball, which he throws with his fingers coated in tzatziki, is very real.

You're an idiot.

From a prosecutor - his results are totally flawed. When officers are going to administer a breath test (this is in Canada), they have to ask the person when he had his last drink - because they won't administer it until at least 20 minutes since the last drink. Otherwise, mouth alcohol can (and likely will, if the…

It hurts so bad 'cause it's true.

You know what's cool? Three BILLION dollars.

Pretty cool that this guy called him the best actor in America even before Glory and Shawshank, which I would guess are the two roles he's most known for. He is definitely my favourite actor and whenever I need some life-affirmation, Shawshank is my go-to.

I was wondering the exact same thing. I wonder if the situation is addressed in the rules.

Not a pitch. He stepped off.

What - first you tell us no steroids, now we can't even make jokes?

The last time a Jew got crucified this badly, he came back pretty strong, so I think the Brewers should hold onto him.