That’s fucked up. Anyway, you guys wanna see my autographed photo of LL Cool J?

Did you even watch the video? This has nothing to do with the punishment he served but more the fact that he shows no remorse for his actions and demonstrates a clear lack of any kind of willingness to improve as a human being.

Not relevant to this story. Garbage comment.

Greg Hardy, who was suspended after being accused of violently abusing his then-girlfriend.

“And congratulations to the Florida State football team, now celebrating its 89th consecutive year with no arrests by us.” — Tallahassee PD spokesperson

The hat gave it away.

I’m sure the “root for the Red Sox in the playoffs” article will be up any minute now . . .

You forgot to mention 90210.

6. FOUR SUPER BOWLS! SUCK OUR FAHKIN CAWK QUEAHS!

“unemployed/unabashed Boston homer”

Don’t call it the OC.

That would be the trial of the centaury.

I guess he didn’t care if he ever got back.

This isn’t the first time there’s been a big fight in Philadelphia that involved two guys kissing.

This has been brewing for a long time. Sarah has never quite figured out why ESPN hasn’t shown a Glen Rice highlight during the past decade.

What kind of help? Like a $75M loan??

Wow, Clemente really flew under the radar.

Doing it the Write-off Way.