The phone is not a telly. Telly is British for TV. Phones are sometimes called blowers.

And would lessen the likelihood of a quarterback-caused mistake, due to the increase in runs.

This sir, is exactly how I feel. I'm a journalism student and my professors hate Bill Simmons. Not because he isn't a talent journalist, but he hasn't been a journalist for the last 5 years and yet writes douchebag seriousness on his "Grantland" website that many take as gospel. I like Katie Baker and some of the…

In Simmons' defense, it HAS been hours since one of his teams won anything important.

Diabetes Types, Ranked

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah, science!!

Umm any one else notice what kind of handgun? The Taurus Judge!! She was not messing around! WTF! why did she have that revolver?

He should consider himself lucky; that's the first time someone's had a gun on him in three years.

Once the lighter fluid was thrown on them, pretty fast.

“I am here because Aaron Hernandez betrayed us,” Josh said, “he betrayed every Patriot fan who was loyal to him, who invested their time and belief that he was one of us. I want him to know that such a betrayal comes with a reciprocal price."

A bag from Kay Jewelers.

All of them are Hines Ward.

5.5" isn't a huge hog.

Aaron Hernandez is turning into Steve Sax from the "Homer at the Bat" episode of "The Simpsons" - except he actually did the crimes.

"Come to the game for a chance to win one of three guns!"

Talk about your ironic screen names.

Enough with these fucking Foodspin posts.

He suuuure is.......