I have the same one. You probably have one of the buttons mapped to enable/disable the smooth scroll feature. That or the sensitivity to activate smooth scroll is really low. But there is definitely a smooth scroll and a physical ratchet scroll.

Why are we shouting that Tesla “let” the driver do anything?

I think it’s just that things are more dire today. The captain planet era messaging was always sort of toothless and focused on broadly non-controversial talking points: “Don’t pour oil on birds, please. Don’t put spent fuel rods directly into your local pond. Smog: pretty gross, right?”

UPS confirmed to Gizmodo this is the first time UPS has announced it has been using TuSimple autonomous trucks to deliver packages in the state.

I finally came around to “zeh-bra” after Trevor Noah’s bit where he said something to the effect of, “You don’t get to name them if you don’t have them.”

Andrew, you say “Stewart’s pronunciation of data [sic], a product of growing up in Yorkshire, England.” That’s not really true. Stewart’s pronunciation on TNG (and most of the time he acts, really) is not a Yorkshire accent, but rather Received Pronunciation (also known as ‘typically British’ or ‘The Queen’s English’).

I believe it’s called acid and you buy it in little squares of paper.

I already got J Doe as my license plate, so that is taken ;)

*Extremely David Attenbrough voice*

Warning Shark

That’s a shitload of downforce.

Every time I try to understand (unsuccessfully) higher physics, I’m reminded of the Douglas Adams quote.

I don’t know, ask Roger

I really just want a live action version of the cartoon with Venger et al...

Just adapt this. I’m sure the money people will understand this pitch.

They already did that as the greatest car commercial of all time.

Hint: They’re not in there voluntarily.