So... not “micro” beads at all, not the same material, not going down the drain, just foam in a different shape than all the other foam shoe soles that are being manufactured nonstop around the world already. Are we just reaching for a connection because they use the word “beads” because this is feeling like a really…

It’s time for some vulgarity. I’m done playing nice and pretending that there’s any middle ground here. At least six kids have died in U.S. custody in the past year from torture and neglect at U.S. concentration camps. No kids died in immigration custody in the decade before that. And now American kids are being…

1) The kid who recently got picked up by ICE was an American citizen. His mother even brought his birth certificate and they insisted it was fake. He spent a month sleeping on a floor in an overcrowded cell with 60 men. The kid lost 20 pounds because these concentration camps aren’t providing basic food or medical…

As I mention at the end of the post, this photoshop incident isn’t a big deal. But we’ll take any small victory these days when American teens are being placed in concentration camps and lose 20 pounds over a few weeks because they got picked up for being the wrong color.

U-S-A! U-S-A!

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

I thought “Glass Beads in Clams” was Gwyneth Paltrow’s natural health remedy for improving hormonal balance... 

I’m not sure “retweets aren’t endorsements [of assassination]” is going to fly when your job is carrying a gun and telling people what they can and can’t do.

Here’s a wild theory:

This is why I was sad about Toys R Us being strangled to death.

It’s hilarious that they expected any different. I imagine that the kind of Americans they’re going to find in a bar in France cheering for the US Women’s National Team could not possibly be further from the kind of people who subscribe to the Fox News worldview.

Twas a bad day to be orange. 

You are missing nothing by not boarding there. Groomers paradise with a few bumps. I was not impressed.

Mother of god. The moguls argument is exceptionally infuriating. What snowboarder actually seeks out moguls. I ride them out of necessity not out of any interest. I know I’m overly generalizing but still. I see just as many average skiers wreck moguls as snowboarders. I see just as many skiers as snowboarders take up…

A lot of movies are shot and presented around 2.35:1 or 2.39:1. It’s one of the most common cinematic movie aspect ratios, if not the most common.

My autistic son is smarter than a lot of these people.

Plus, how often do you see an actual terrarium fire? It’s not a realistic thing to worry about.

Agreed. I like wearing a real watch over an Apple watch or using my phone for a few reasons: durability, serviceability, and reliability. I love having a timepiece that I have owned for many years and seeing the patina and remembering the small digs in the case. Not to mention a watch is timeless. I have a Hamilton…

Of course emerging technology isn’t perfect or completely trustworthy. This isn’t news. But I drive 2 hours or more each day for work and do you think I’m keeping an eye out for Tesla’s, or do you think I’m keeping an eye out for the assholes weaving in and out of lanes in heavy traffic who think that they're invulnera…