Or like your smartphone, just get a clear screen protector for your windshield.

People in a certain segment of society love to throw around the term “market disruption”; meaning upsetting an established market with a newcomer playing by new rules. A typical example of this is “ride sharing” (or black taxicabbing, as it’s also known as), a la Uber and whatnot.

I’ve got this one from the last show hanging in my office at work.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

What could possibly go wrong?

It should come as no surprise that this looks particularly short-sighted to me. Though gas prices go up and down, consumers tend to buy based on prices a the pump as they are. No longer pressuring car companies to to have long-term goals in mind when consumers have shown time and time again to have little to no…

How dare you

Way to go you liberals. And what happens when there is another disaster like Deep Water Horizon? Who will clean up all that wind?

Great journalism on Gizmodo, who would have thought?! Thanks for a well-written piece.

“If you want to help contribute to his hospital bills”

Don’t forget Knight Boat.

And here he is stretching out his hands:

Go small and you can afford it.

The explosive device inside was disguised as a battery

Wouldn’t it be hysterical if Kanye set the whole thing up so he could sell the jewelry, cash in on the insurance money, and get himself out of debt? I’d LOL more then I already am if that was the case.

Come on Hudson....

Fuck me.

It screamed “Douchebag Babe Lair” to me too.

Take my money now.