CrispyAardvark

7/10/16

Or maybe just make sure your kids are playing Pokemon GO in Canada, where you probably wont get robbed at gunpoint.

7/10/16

Isn’t this the point of the game? Go to real-life locations, find some pokemon or trainer, fight them, and the winner gets the loser’s pokemon and wallet? I mean, that’s how I’ve been playing. I nailed an 8 year old in the knee with a tire iron for a sweet Jigglypuff and some pogs.

7/7/16

Welcome to Gizmodo. We’ll tell you all about reverse psychology...even though we don’t quite understand it ourselves.

7/7/16

“After we specifically asked you not to click on this article, you went ahead and did it.” Not true, you told me not to click on that red button and I didn’t.

6/24/16

“You’ve Just Voted to Leave the EU. You Won’t BELIEVE What Happens Next...”

6/8/16

Dress codes keep out the self confident. I know plenty of “poors” who put on the rich man’s attire to go further into debt in order to feel accepted and even more rich people who go out in jeans and tshirts because they’ve already made themselves and don’t have to prove shit to anybody.

6/7/16

Fish equips Armor of Phylum Cnidaria. Gains +40 Defense

6/7/16

Basically, she’s saying that these 20-something guys aren’t “real” rapists (the dirty/homeless/black/totally-not-blond-and-white bogeymen who grab women walking to their cars at night), oh no... they’re just some softheaded fools who can’t help but be swayed by the hard partying lifestyle the universities supposedly…

6/6/16

20 Minutes. My rapist took only about 15. That was >40 years ago, and I’ve never forgotten. These rapists think they are blameless. It only took 20 minutes, why is the rest of my life in ruins. BECAUSE THE REST OF MINE IS RUINED. POS

6/5/16

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

6/3/16

Last time I did hardcore penetration of some bush it didn’t cost me nearly as much. It was only the price of dinner and some wine and a few condoms.

6/1/16