I don’t know Tommy personally, but he certainly left his mark here for the better. More than anything, I’ll miss the hilarious shit he managed to say to outside media.

It sucks to have a good friend lose their job. At this point, I don’t really care why or how, just to say that any friendship you have can go beyond the job, and maybe give you a chance to return the kindness Tommy gave to you.

I have read TKAMB at least a dozen times—a number of times during my own education (throughout middle school, high school, and college), and then a number of times during my brief career teaching 8th grade language arts. I’ve never enjoyed the narrative, or the story, or the characters, or really anything about it…

Great concept. Wish PETA wasn’t involved.

Quitting after 8 minutes means he isn’t playing with enough heart.

If there is grappling involved, Mayweather has a punchers chance, but that's about it.

Depends on under what ruleset they fought. I’d give the win to Mayweather in a boxing match...but in an MMA cage fight? Nah, not a chance. Mayweather has no idea on how to defend a takedown or a submission, and his whole “hug it out” bit would just play into Rhonda’s hands as she executed a judo trip and ripped his…

I'd say watch out with that kind of talk. But he... Won't be reading this.

Imagine the most pathetically arrogant response ever. Then make it twice as bad. Then remove all the class from it, and inject it with a nice dose of insecurity. That’ll be his response.

I look forward to the day when this headline has nothing to do with a bullshit ESPY award.

That was straight ether. Turn off the lights. Close the doors. Shut it down. Round 1 knockout

When reached for comment, Floyd dodged, then weaved, then danced around for about forty minutes, then kinda batted the question away, smiled a lot, and received the award anyway for some fucking reason.

I can’t help but notice the resemblance.

I’m pretty sure any terminal illness would have made itself apparent in the battery of physicals.

Whatever McGregor said and did didn’t matter, because at some point, he’d be locked in a cage with a real-life Yu Yevon, and he’d either get the shit kicked out of him, which would be funny as hell, or he’d show that he’s actually the real deal, which would be entertaining in its own right.

Nice piece, but it all hardly matters - the UFC’s entire weight class structure is about to have an atomic bomb chucked into it now that guys can’t use IVs to rehydrate.

Oooh nice place. I’d go for a long dress or jumpsuit, no embellishment, just something simple, sleek and effortless (maybe a statement necklace, but I’m all about statement necklaces 100% of the time). Mango is having a sale and I remembered this dress, it kind of fits with the feel of the place:

Today I learned there’s an Alaska Baseball League. #TheMoreJuneau