Secretariat seemed less a horse and more the earthly manifestation of the spirit of Pegasus.

So Gay marriage is pretty much like regular marriage? Got it!

The gentle breeze as you coast downhill will dry your nail polish as long as you’re fluttering your fingers. Scarf is optional.

Corey Crawford is making an absolute disgrace of his media lapdog haters.

It’s such a crazy feeling to be like “We’re losing, we’re losing, we’re losing, we’re losing, we’re losing, we’re losing, we’re losing, we’re losing, we’re losing, holy shit we scored! holy shit we’re winning! We won!

This exchange is far too civil for this website. Are you two lost?

Yeah Cooper tried to deny it afterward but that’s definitely what they were doing. And it was definitely a bad plan. They had the Hawks on the ropes. And then they decided they’d, you know, give them a little space. Let ‘em off the ropes a bit. Just to be nice. Thanks, Coop. All of us in Chicago appreciate your…

The media narrative that says this is the Blackhawks “Last Hurrah” at a Cup before that pesky salary cap destroys the team is almost as dumb as the one about Corey Crawford being a weak link.

When I came out to my folks, my dad said to me a few months later that he didn’t know if he would be able to call me tony since I had been [oldname] for so long and so I told him that he could just call me kiddo instead. Which lasted for probably 6 years. He was also amazing at speaking sentences without pronouns -…

Jesus, way to be compassionate. She’s clearly trying. Are you really going to fault an elderly woman for taking some time to adjust to her child’s gender transition?

She is her MOTHER, cut her some fucking slack! She gave her the name “Bruce”, probably chose it very carefully and lovingly - this is hard for a parent, especially an older parent, and to be honest about this being hard is not being an evil meanie, it is being human. And she is trying, isn’t she?

Come on, Rob: this is a huge psychological change for her at an age when a lot of people have trouble adjusting to a new coffee maker, much less the gender identity of their child. The point is, she is trying, when she could have written him out of her life.

don’t act like you can’t force yourself to change. You might just not want to.

Deadspin editor on duty: ‘Hey, the Blackhawks won to move on to the Stanley Cup finals. Who wants to write something up?’

Same thing, basically.
And yeah, haters, go on, but the Hawks wandered in the wilderness for two generations before Rocky changed everything. We’ll strut a while longer.

This Final is going to be otherworldly.

Suck our collective cocks bitter bitch

Buck the Fawks!?!? Holy moly, doooood!! It’s like you tried switching around the first letters of each word to be curtious and not swear but you didn’t even do it right!!! Omg!!!

Unreal.