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GODDAMMIT

I look forward to welcoming KC fans to the group meetings where we gather round and miss Alex Smith. It’s always nice to have company, I guess. And you’ll be there. Oh yes you will. Wait till those ‘hiccups’ meet a real NFL defense. Your team had one of the few reliable QBs in the entire fucking NFL. And you traded him…

I feel like his first encounter with a real, non-preseason NFL defense is going to be entertaining for all of us.

I couldn’t look away from the Zubaz. I was hypnotized. Holy shit those things are terrible.

At least the Chiefs will now join the large and growing group of fanbases who will deeply regret an Alex Smith trade. So that’s nice. Company is always nice. I guess. (for the record, I think Kaep could have been great, but needed much better handling than what he got in San Francisco, and Alex Smith could have been ro…

He’s an actual walrus, right? That’s not just a clever costume?

it was! he ninja-edited and now I look like an idiot.

They got destroyed 40-10 by San Francisco, and that was BEFORE that team traded for Jimmy Gallipoli.

Awww yeah. That’s the stuff. And good god, Jerry Jones and his desperate need for any kind of attention has so completely eclipsed the football team he owns, I barely even paid attention to anything other than all…

I mean, the dude goes on long, convoluted, purposefully pseudo-academic rambles trying to justify ‘enforced monogamy’ and the redistribution of women like women are commodities, and his whole credo is based on the core concept that the most important thing about women is sexual availability to men. Women shouldn’t…

Not that comment. The other one. The ‘on tape’ one was ungreyed mostly by accident.  But of course, with the shitty Kinja non-threading feature in full force, you have no way of knowing that!  Ugh.  Anyway, yeah, I was mostly un-greying his Peterson defense, because those are good times.

No? I’m a Niners fan who lives in New York.  It was enjoyable to watch, is all.

At least Trump isn’t on tape with all of the things people accuse him of.

...about that...

I’m just bringing you out of the greys for the amusement of the commentariat.

Well, so far it appears that he can’t run backwards, run forwards, or defend, so hey, looking bright. On the other hand, he’s smarter than 99.9% of the owners, players, coaches, and fans of the sport he plays in and has to listen to their bullshittery day in and day out forever and ever and ever, so I give him a…

God, yes. That one was amazing!

I had a feeling y’all would be here.

Like Tom Cruise, Russell Wilson is only interesting when he’s running for his life.

You know, I always thought Hooters was a bad gig. You literally could not pay me enough to participate in nonconsensual public BDSM with a Seahawks fan in a Heart Attack Grill.

Oh my god, Drew, what the fuck. What the fuck! I’m reading along, I see the new WYTS headline, and it’s the Seahawks! I’m a Niners fan, this is great! And then WHAM, right in the kisser, Jordan Peterson? Jordan fucking Peterson? That irredeemable faux-intellectual shitbag, the great incel whisperer, that connoisseur…