(oh, and while we’re at it, get your pets their goddamn shots. All of them. Vaccines do not cause autoimmune disorders or ‘dog autism,’ what the fuck. And yes, this includes rabies vaccines for your indoor cats, unless you’ve somehow miraculously created a home that no vermin are able to enter. In which case you’re…

I would also strongly question the part about flea and tick preventatives. No, don’t bathe your dog in Advantix II and then let your toddler suck on its fur. But the risk of serious disease transmission to any dog who is hiking, playing, living in a Lyme area, or any area with tick-borne diseases, is a lot more…

I’ve seen a few dogs on a vegetarian diet for very very specific gut disorders and diseases, and one for an allergy. They generally do...okay. Not great, but okay. The veg diets are very expensive, though, because they have to be supplemented heavily. The poops those dogs produce are also something out of a horror…

Thank you. This is the most absurd Lifehacker article I’ve ever seen (except for the poop pickup part: you should definitely pick up your dog’s poop, you heathens). Please do not pay attention to the rest of this ridiculousness.

Look at that glorious ratio.

I’m a female sys admin who loves cars and played football. MGTOW sounds like every pathetic chucklefuck I’ve ever met who couldn’t hack it and walked away whining that everyone else must have had ‘special considerations.’

Baby steps!

That OPI call was garbage. GARBAGE.

Are the people protesting Kaepernick really making an impact, though? They’ve pretty much gotten their way so far. He’s not playing for anyone. There are sit-down and kneels happening all over the league during the anthem, but then the Browns do their Circle of Solidarity or whatever that was as a counteraction, so I…

Oh, I’m under no illusions that he’s secretly the next Drew Brees or something. But sacrificing your rookie quarterback of the future to that O-line while there’s a Kaepernick sitting around waiting to be signed? That is just more proof positive to me that NFL owners are slaves to their dipshit redneck lowest common…

He’s pretty sturdy. The Niners didn’t have much of an O-line either, and dude can take some hits. He’s also very very fast.

I would laugh myself into a coma if this happened.

You know who might mitigate some of their O-line woes behind center?

Colin Kaepernick.

I’d rather be a Bills fan than a Niners fan right now. Their record is better, and they appear to be having orders of magnitude more fun.

This needs every star.

I’m actually okay with this. I’d be legit scared for Kaepernick’s personal safety in Buffalo. I hope he gets signed somewhere, anywhere but the Bills. For real.

Listen, Deadspin. I whitelisted you from my adblocker, as requested, because I’m here a lot and I owe you that much at least. But auto-playing video ads with vroomy audio sounds? THIS IS A STEP TOO FAR. Po-leece that content! Please!

Kaepernick not being on a team is the symptom of the root problem, not the actual problem itself, but yeah, I can see how it sounds ridiculous when I say it like that.

My rage that these teams have such bone-deep cowardice and lack of spine and shameful abandonment of moral sense or COMMON sense that they refuse hire Kaepernick is growing and growing with every preseason game. I’m a Niners fan, full disclosure, so my team is a goddamn dumpster fire anyway, but this? This bullshit…

I forgot the Bucs even went to the Super Bowl.