Yeah, no. Obama is giving him a few extra weeks of onboarding. They’d be signing on for FOUR YEARS OF HELL.

You don’t really think that Obama’s staff would be willing to work for the Trump administration, do you?

My grandfather died of cirrhosis of the liver. Yep, alcohol. Now I’m watching my brother and sister both drink themselves slowly to death. It just makes me so goddamn angry.

I see so many stories every day about our opiate and heroin epidemic. Hundreds, thousands of lives affected. Where are all the stories about the MILLIONS of alcoholics, the dead and dying moms and dads and sisters and brothers, daughters and sons, who are boozing it up with full approval of everyone out there? Why are…

Vin Diesel spent years as a club bouncer in NYC before getting into movies. The Rock used to play pro football, so at least he has a high pain tolerance!

I would highly, highly recommend also getting a CareCredit card just for emergency vet expenses. Since they can only be used for medical expenses, there’s no temptation to use them elsewhere, and they can provide that emergency up-front money for when your dog eats a sock and has to have surgery RIGHT NOW. This can…

Yeah. Honestly, sometimes interrupting isn’t rude, it’s critical for continuing brain-survival. I work in academia, if you can’t tell.

Has he come in contact with Jay Cutler’s kids? If so, it’s probably measles.

We sang “Proud to be an American” without a hint of sarcasm.

Oh my god. +1

COTW, hands down.

Even the comments section for the Cards WYTS is anemic.

Same. I’m a sys admin and we generally push anything that’s not active suspicion of porn/other job/illegal browsing to the supervisor or HR. The only other time we get actively involved is if a user is infecting their computer via garbage sites and/or malware, though since we got a better enterprise security solution,…

I’m kind of glad to see a university coming down on this side of the debate. There are many, many schools and colleges that have instituted safe spaces, trigger warnings, and other tools. Those schools should definitely be a target for students for whom these things are a priority. U of C has made their position…

NO! You are incorrect, sir or madam. There’s not NEARLY enough hockey on this site.

That is some horrific letter-writing. I’m embarrassed to count myself among the ‘horse people.’ Ugh, what a pathetic showing. I mean, you’re wrong, the wrongest of all wrongs, but they could have been a whole lot less inarticulate and ridiculous about telling you so!

I’m just going to curl up in bed and cuddle my Frank Gore jersey and cry all season. I can feel it coming, and it’s not going to be good.

...fuck.

FUCKING JED YORK KEEPS FUCKING US AND WON’T EVEN GIVE US THE COURTESY OF PRETENDING TO CONSIDER A REACHAROUND.

I picked up a Black & Decker lithium ion hand vacuum that I’ve been wanting (and needing) forever. Very excited!