I feel sorry for those who do get the reference.

So now being a Racist is a bad thing? Just goes to show how shallow you people are.

What do you mean "You people"?

You have no chance to survive make your time.

It contains the ancient mystical power to make $27 grand disappear from your bank account.

In midevil times they would have thrown you out with the bath water with the rest of the retards. Just be glad you live in modern times.

Don't be a killjoy, I suffer from OCD and I did not find it offensive :)

The controller looks especially great up close. Though the fact the Kinect is still black is, yet again, setting my OCD aflame.

We knew there would be bugs at launch... but come on!

You're so edgy.

That Microsoft. HE'S such a crazy guy. Always knocking shit over. Clumsy as hell that one.

OMG, I need these. I need these with pockets on both sides, and cargo pants with a cat or cats in every pocket. I want to be festooned in cats and walk the streets, and all the kids would laugh and call me cat-lady but I wouldn't care because omg cats fdnsifpdnsapfd savfdsp afd

You have no soul.

It's embarrassing, but I still can't finish 1 or 2 because I get too scared.

I was seriously disappointed this wasn't about Fatal Frame when I read the article.

My indoor cats have lived to old age, in comfort, with friends, with food and clean water and love and affection. They still have their claws, have a massive house to run around in, can play with each other, toys, bells, balls, and try to get at the fish in the tank. Indoor cats have a lifespan to 15-20 years.

Are you fucking telling me this guy is actually real?

Only one way to dispose of that...