Wow gratuitous French bashing. I thought that was over since the Bush Jr era. Congrats.

*I bless the raaaaaaaaains down in Aaaaaaaaaafricaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I bless the rains down in Africa.

As someone who has lived in Alaska all her life I can assure you of the following:

Meh. This did it better:

In the same vein, this seldom fails to amaze me:

newegg.com - stop being a lazy bum

Nah, the offbrand iPhones or iPads never interested me.

I've got another guaranteed cure.

When the in house testing on IOS 7 revealed that some users were experiencing dizziness and nausea, Apple wrote it off as their employees doing all of their testing while drunk at a bar.

This is very similar to his Man Show segment about a new diet called "Stop Eating So Much"

You clearly didn't play the game, then. :p

Yeah, okay. That's totally not creepy, Your Highness.

I'm gonna have to ask you to go get a leather belt, walk into the nearest closet, then start smacking yourself with said belt for about 5 minutes. I think that is reasonable punishment. Or at least go stand in a corner and reflect on what you just did.

A tweet in my twitter feed said that he has now joined Ghost Recon.

SimCity? More like SimShitty!

"10-15 seconds of gameplay" - isn't that all of it?

Out of cookies, and milk?

I'm hungry.