Yeah, okay. That's totally not creepy, Your Highness.

I'm gonna have to ask you to go get a leather belt, walk into the nearest closet, then start smacking yourself with said belt for about 5 minutes. I think that is reasonable punishment. Or at least go stand in a corner and reflect on what you just did.

A tweet in my twitter feed said that he has now joined Ghost Recon.

SimCity? More like SimShitty!

"10-15 seconds of gameplay" - isn't that all of it?

Out of cookies, and milk?

I'm hungry.

Can't you just sit back and appreciate photos of cool places without being a giant nerd about it?

The entire casting decision is just part of a giant scheme devised to fuck over Trivial Pursuit.

That is...... almost eerie.

Oh that's easy, George Clooney! Because there's never been a Batman movie with George Clooney. It never happened.

One day, I drank a drought of "Kill-the-High-King-of-Skyrim" poison.

Ooh, I'm saving that for later.

If you ever wanted to feel like an omnipotent data-stealing super-villain, this is probably as close as you're ever going to get.

8 year old me - "That's my dream job!"

But he's not a girl. Is it really so hard for these people to accept this? I mean I'd love to be a girl, too, but no amount of wishing and self delusion is going to change my body.

This needs to be a real measurement in game developing.

You're like "that guy" who's mad because he doesn't get the job he wanted, but his resume has his email listed as "boners69@hotmail.com."