Sorry Mario, the princess appears to be in another castle!

Couldn't they just have found another 26 players somewhere?

-Computer used to post article on Jalopnik

Given Game Freak's amazing track record, with both gameplay and balance, I have no reason to doubt anything that they say. They could even introduce dragon shouts, box-stealth, and super saiyans, and I'll still trust them.

So that's what freedom with a camera strapped onto it looks like. Majestic.

I'm not saying I don't believe you, but "eating everything with spices" and eating the world's second-hottest pepper raw don't really balance out for me. It might give you a run for your money.

Wayne Rooney, Islam, nipple tassels and anti video game sensationalism. A front page like this comes along once in a lifetime for British tabloid editors!

Just as much of a game as Dragon's Lair in the 80's. Hell, wtf is Bejeweled and Candy Crush but swiping and they are some of the most popular games ever. Or Plant's vs Zombies... wait, your comment is just completely illogical.

To add insult to injury, when Jinno protested his second eviction, the IOC asked him to pipe down.

Man. Between this and Sochi, the IOC must really hate fags.

But he learns water gun, which I think is a decent trade-off

If you remove certain body parts, pikachu resembles another body part

How did I do?

"I em Undroo Ryun, und I'm here-a tu esk yuoo a qooesshun. Is a mun nut inteetled tu zee sveet ooff hees broo? 'Nu!' seys zee mun in Vesheengtun, 'It belungs tu zee puur.' 'Nu!' seys zee mun in zee Feteecun, 'It belungs tu Gud.' 'Nu!' seys zee mun in Muscoo, 'It belungs tu iferyune-a.' I rejected thuse-a unsvers;…

I AM APPALLED.

Thanks Obama.

I guess bad parenting is international.

The fact that Justin Bieber hasn't been run over a bus yet proves that Atheism is the one true religion.

its actually not different because its a cartoon and nobody cares.

Perhaps he doesn't age because the creators of the anime are less concerned with character development or narrative consistency than they are with keeping the show targeted at a certain age demographic?