I'd love a more realistic reboot.

One Boob to rule them all, One Boob to find them,
One Boob to catch 'em all and in the Pokecenter store them

Mega Super Evolution

Mega Evolutions? What's this? Digimon?

There also seem to be "Mega stones"

"The game will be gorgeous but the key, the most important thing is the gameplay. And making it beautiful from a design perspective first. The game is awesome already. It’s not dependent on being beautiful to be a good game.”

*ahem*

It's only fitting that Bowser would go on a shooting spree like a boss.

Pictured: The first four victims in happier times.

I was just about to say – Who the hell pets a dog like this?

Umm...I'm not sure how you pet a dog, but you're probably doing it wrong...

'Fuck your magic'

I was waiting for a Dark Souls post.

Brock is the best character in the Pokemon world.

I remember kicking Oscar's ass fondly. I would like to hang this on my wall.

Man, why didn't he use those 191k souls before going into that boss fight? That's ballsy and/or stupid.

I wish I knew if you were joking or not, as every single one of those sounds plausible.

THE MOST OBVIOUS IS MISSING!