Please at least make the screens the same size

Also, I'm brainstorming ideas for it right now.

*Land on treasure chest*

That kid should have got mad and asked his parents to invent a combustible lemon to burn the thief's house down.

For massive damage.

that comment plus your username is awesome.

It's down to 54:05 now.

don't forget the 'adopted'

Minions?

Haha, mash-up.

AFAIK Wobbuffet is already completely broken

The previous passage was simply to illustrate the implied point that the Metro is a complete crock of shit; and that this should be considered the rule, rather than the exception, for the UK's venerable and esteemed group of tabloids.

Yes, because the Metro is an accurate, unbiased, non-sensationalist outlet of news, the accuracy and credibility of which must implicitly be trusted without question.

These are all drawings too.

except you'll have to pay us instead of us paying you

Nonononono, no creepy shit - it'd just completely ruin it. Kinda like one time I was watching a comedy movie which, halfway through, turned into something about a bank robbery involving people's hands being sawn off and strange stuff like that. If it's solidly in a genre (in Gone Home, a story exploration) don't turn…

Off topic... but this new layout is shit. Just putting it out there

thanks for the info, I'll see if I like it.

Good... *unclenches fist and sits back down*

IT'S JAIME GODDAMMIT NOT JAMIE