How have we not seen someone make a movie that sends up console wars? This kind of back and forth screams parody. Yo, Hollywood, get on that! Double time!

Dramatic (bad) news used to sell papers. Now it gets clicks. Click, click, clickity clicks.

Been holding out for an irresistible price before getting Civ V Brave New World. Love these monesavers! Thanks, Shane!

Dear Game Devs,

Coming soon? NOT soon enough!

Agreed! The soundtrack is in regular rotation on my iPod.

Have a friend whose girlfriend at the time got the Chinese characters for “sexy" tattooed on her nape. Some weeks passed, and they went to a party where someone’s Chinese family member was visiting form out of town. He saw the tattoo and asked why she got the word “whore” inked on her. Needless to say, she was…

What do you think- orange Aperture jumpsuits over tuxes at the wedding?

I'm already on board too!

Let all the wallets hear, I say! Nothing will stop the purging of bank accounts once the onslaught begins! MWAHAHAHAHA!

This begs the question – Where’s the Steam summer sale?

Everyone pined over a “mature” Zelda for so long and, while we eventually got Twilight Princess, I’d like to see them a step further and maybe play in the shallow end of George R.R. Martin’s big kids pool. Certainly not full M for Mature but make the world a little bleak, make Link a little weathered and worn and…

I would rather the emotional oomph play out something like – You take control of the dog standing over his master’s dead body. The heavy is taunting you, press X to trounce the guy (or gal) and rip out their throat. Roll credits cue shitty rap song.

Been eagerly awaiting SR:R since the Kickstarter launch. I’m bummed that it’s been pushed out more than a month. Still, glad they’ve announced a firm release date. Wonder what kinda of snag they hit.

In order to compensate for Hyrulian Adventurers’ Guild meager retirement plan, Link began moonlighting as a mural painter. Pictured here is the artist with his self-portrait.

Sony with a monumentally impressive start right out of the gate! I only hope they keep it up.

My mom used to work security at a major international airport. Occasionally, her and her staff got to take any luggage that was separated, for whatever reason, from its owner and never reclaimed. Once she came home with an old timey physician’s bag that was fastened shut with a large Master brand lock. We were already…

Safe to say that P1, P2, etc. will be replaced with each player's gamertag?

Volk’s article was a sad nostalgia trip; made all the more surreal by my vivid recollection of the nineties.

I will sit here and reflect inwardly on these musings. Hummm....