Sweetheart, did you read the piece? No? Then shut the fuck up.

I swear to God. it's apparently going to take someone being murdered for being a woman in the media for things to change.

Oh gosh, silly me

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

tchq should honestly be a subblog. people give you cat stories/tips/vids and tchq responds. like i would follow that shit OBSESSIVELY

#ByePhylicia (sigh)

Jay Leno as the voice of reason? Boy, this is a low point we've hit.

She only told him nine years ago, so I'm assuming it was in that 25-ish years that the husband didn't know? Maybe even right before.

When Jay Leno has a valid point to make, you know things have gone awry.

Camille, Phylicia, all of you idiot defenders: Wake up! How many woman does this monster have to hurt before you open your eyes and see the truth?

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

Or, Christianity: The 50 Shades of Grey of Judaism's Twilight.

Just sayin'

Yeah, the whole first half of the bible is basically, "worship God or die. Painfully."
Of course, it's the second half that then comes around to the "don't be an asshole" idea, but that's more of an expansion pack, not the original.

Nah. It goes PETA, then juicing for me for top 2 most obnoxious.

The defense says everyone made mistakes that night, even that victim.

I had this terrible feeling that I was going to have to feel bad for Larry Wilmore. I always liked him on The Daily Show, but after Colbert and Last Week Tonight being great... that's a lot of expectation to live up to.