Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

I just downloaded the Google TTS (text to speech) UK male Voice so my phone would sound like Jarvis from Iron Man... Just Saying....

tchq should honestly be a subblog. people give you cat stories/tips/vids and tchq responds. like i would follow that shit OBSESSIVELY

#ByePhylicia (sigh)

Jay Leno as the voice of reason? Boy, this is a low point we've hit.

She only told him nine years ago, so I'm assuming it was in that 25-ish years that the husband didn't know? Maybe even right before.

When Jay Leno has a valid point to make, you know things have gone awry.

Camille, Phylicia, all of you idiot defenders: Wake up! How many woman does this monster have to hurt before you open your eyes and see the truth?

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

This has "dear god, no" all over it.

Or, Christianity: The 50 Shades of Grey of Judaism's Twilight.

Didn't we just have an article about the failure of Mr Peabody and Sherman? Did they learn nothing about rebooting ancient cartoons that modern kids aren't familiar with?

If you don't recall, when they got into the phonebooth one actually says "It's smaller on the inside!"

I'd be totally ok with a good Never Ending Story remake that was maybe closer to the book .

Also a Highlander remake done right could be awesome...though I'd rather have a Netflix series...