Or, Christianity: The 50 Shades of Grey of Judaism's Twilight.

Just sayin'

Yeah, the whole first half of the bible is basically, "worship God or die. Painfully."
Of course, it's the second half that then comes around to the "don't be an asshole" idea, but that's more of an expansion pack, not the original.

Nah. It goes PETA, then juicing for me for top 2 most obnoxious.

The defense says everyone made mistakes that night, even that victim.

I had this terrible feeling that I was going to have to feel bad for Larry Wilmore. I always liked him on The Daily Show, but after Colbert and Last Week Tonight being great... that's a lot of expectation to live up to.

The people who did the previous sacking have now themselves been sacked.

"I'm sorry about that bald guy!" Classic. I am too.

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretti nasti...

if these men were strict Christians, why were they having sex outside of marriage??? Aren't social conservatives suppose to remain virgins until their wedding night and only suppose to have intercourse with their wife???

I got confused too. I thought it was a parody video and Funny or Die was confessing about it.

I'll tell you all about it when it happens.

NOT THE POLISH WEEK I WAS LOOKING FOR ANNA!!!!

Zodiakleo...? Why am I picturing a polyester leisure suit and a comb-over?

Or you could tell her that it is where you keep your gun locked up and that guns are for killing and you own that gun for shooting people dead. And that dead people are dead forever. Then you could teach her some actual gun safety in case she ever stumbles across your firearm.

Just riffing here.

Food is delicious. Service is retarded. ***** the hostess should be fired. The restaurant was deserted and we had a Reservation. She would not seat us in a booth and said that it was for parties of 3 only. We waited as we saw only couples of 2 being seated there for the next hour. We left no tip.

I liked the character, was kinda miffed that Jackson then solely used her to be damsel'ed and to be the subject of a love triangle. Really Peter Jackson, Really?

You know what doesn't show character? Or class, for that matter? Calling someone "retarded". Throwing hissy fits. Also, your post here. Ain't no one going to listen to anything coming out of your mouth now. Cheers!

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

"they then went into some bullshit mouthfart spiel about regularly eating at fine dining "
They used a Groupon. Somehow I don't believe them.