The million dollar question.

Democrats are cowards, refused to own up to their great accomplishments and ran away from the President for the past four years.

Wait, you're saying that because I'm 34 I don't count as young anymore? damn you erin!

No, they don't.

Um, actually it's not about his penis. It's about ethics in journalism.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

I put on my "don't rape me face" today and had ten men tell me to smile.

I'm sorry, how was she a douche for wanting to be treated reasonable and according to medical and scientific practice, not being illegally detained for little to no reason, and speaking out about it so that hopefully this doesn't happen to other aid workers and travellers?

Sid could be the most feared character, but how could he possibly be more hated than this guy? Sid was a kid who destroyed his toys (that he didn't know were sentient). This guy was evil and stole a little boy's toy/family heirloom! Way more hateworthy.

Oh come on, Asian people are always with the "Hey, my ching chong, what's up?!" Why can't non-Asian people say it?

Yeah, totally amazed he thought that was a legit-sounding cover story.

Remember a little while ago when Bill O'Reilly was running his mouth about, "Everyone talks about white privilege. Why don't we talk about Asian privilege?" Well, Bill, shit like this is fucking why.

Boo. Not real porn. Doesn't count.

Those media and protestors should go home and reconsider their life choices.

I'm going to assume this means everything in the restaurant breaks down and goes to shit every December, and you can't convince me otherwise.

I believe that's how it started, right? As a fanfiction of Twilight.

"Well, he screamed something explicit at me on the sidewalk and I was so touched and turned on that I doubled back to talk to him and now we're a couple" said no woman ever in the history of human beings.

THIS! I love when my boyfriend says I'm pretty. When strangers say it I assume they want to remove my skin and wear my face.

I like how he tells her that he's a guy and knows how guys think, and then goes on to tell us all what we think. Because we're one giant hive-mind; we all depend on compliments from handsome men for our self esteem, and none of us are homo/bi/asexual. None of us are unavailable. None of us derive our self-worth from…

Except that the moment even the hottest guy on earth catcalls some woman he doesn't know, he immediately becomes unattractive. How on earth is a hot guy supposed to meet women? Conundrum!