GOD DAMMIT I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO MAKE THAT JOKE.

She was kinda funnylookin', ya know?

My daughters are the second generation of modest dressing in this family.

Ugh, this article is giving me flashbacks. I had breasts and pubic hair by 8. I was also lucky enough to start my period a couple weeks before my 10th birthday! I'm praying super hard for an early menopause as a trade-off.

But I'm sure we'll be hearing from the gun again soon.

Oh, kitten. Come here and be mine!

This kind of thing just makes me smile. It's people doing good things for people for no reason and it's awesome!

[A] "pick up artist" is like a sandwich artist, except much more embarrassing to sleep with and much, much less likely to have a footlong.

Headstone? Please, I have that on my resume.

I guess giving out little boxes of raisins just wasn't shitty enough for her this year?

Enjoy, bitch!

I am so sad this happened, but this girl is awesome for making a scene and standing up for herself. I'm twice her age, and I'm not positive I could assert myself like that in such a creepy situation.

Is it me or are we seeing a LOT of privileged, white, pretty, blond girls going absolutely INSANE this Halloween with the black/brown face and getting REAL huffy when called out on it? I'm getting the distinct impression they feel entitled to do whatever they want due to aforementioned blond whiteness. It's giving me…

Like splinters of the true cross...if you gathered them all together you'd have enough for a forest of trees.

Ha, I can't believe you stupid bitches didn't get that she was only dressed as an insulting, racist caricature who sings a song about how Indians are red because they're embarrassed. Stoopid PC libruls.

It couldn't be a racist costume because it was based on a Disney cartoon, also there was the option in a store. If it was racist, that would mean the Disney cartoon and the store are racist, which certainly could never be a possibility.

It's because men are bastards but they would never stray if b*tches weren't hiding behind every rock and tree trying to lure them away from their rightful owners with those feminine wiles!

wow. your attempt to internalize the situation as a present day woman was quite wonderful to read. good job!

I get this.