that's what she said amirite

omg Pleasant Hill, yes :-D Stuck in the middle of Contra Costa county and wedged between Concord ("we lost the Bank of America tech headquarters to South Carolina!" and Walnut Creek ("we want to be Marin County SOOOOO bad!") poor Pleasant Hill never gets a chance to point to either side of itself and go "I am NOT with…

LOL it was exactly like that. I got more out of my two minor interactions with him on Answer Man than I did in a whole semester of film studies at school.

Double You Fucking Kay Ar Pee! In Cincinnnati!

no, someone else made the offer "hey, donate to her fund and we'll send you a clip as a thank you gift" and she just retweeted the offer. It did not originate from her. And the only reason Wepay knew about this was because they were MONITORING HER SOCIAL MEDIA FEEDS and admitted so, looking for things they could use…

to borrow from Dennis Miller back when he was sometimes funny, "the same way a hole surrounds itself with a donut"

"Its maw? What about its paw?"

great, now I have the NUH NUH NUH NUUUUH song from MST3K's version of Starfighters stuck in my head. Refueling! The true star of the movie.

now imagine doing this precise, intricate work on a ship that is in the middle of the ocean!

in any other place of business that would be an immediate termination. Any one of these infractions might merit suspension but taken in combination, it's a job nuke.

yes, those are the actual outlines of where the buildings stood, the "footprints."

oh god and then the reruns would air on the cable channel BRAAVO.

I'm thinking it would start on L&O proper anyway, where they have the new show characters appear as "guests," like a soft opening. Like the way CSI Miami "premiered" as an ep of CSI where Willows goes down to Miami and watches someone (and by someone else I mean Horatio Caine, duh) else solve a case with only a…

hell, I'd like to see her interrogated by Lenny Briscoe.

kind of like how Sauron's ring downsized itself to fit Isildur, then further down sized to fit Bilbo and Frodo...

I'm not saying it's the History Channel... but it's the History Channel

awesome music choice, one of my favorite FF pieces.

I'm an ansuz because fuck Greek letters, that's why.

are you kidding? There is no death zone on my cat. My cat's chart is one big cat shape with the words OH GOD YES PLEASE on it

Patton, you magnificent bitch, I didn't read your book!