oh great, the only known cure for the "It's a Small World" earworm is "Happy Trails" but you have to start with the actual bumba deeda bumba deeda bumba deeda deeda happy trails to youuuuuu until we meeeet agaiiiinnn....

and yet they put the notes inside COLORED eggs. If they were really hardcore they'd insist only on white eggs.

so which was the twin with the hedgehog named Spiny Norman?

I'm old enough to remember that Jelly Belly got put on the fucking MAP by none other than Really Most Sincerely Dead Douchemander In Chief Ronald Reagan. He did everything but paid ads for the damn things. They were everywhere. So yeah, not surprised at this. Unfortunately.

Wait, she's not dead yet? She was older than God's parents when I first heard her name when I was a kid.

That's right! Cocks are not a game! They are SRS Procreation BIZNESS!

Quest Diagnostics does that too. Knew a guy who got fired for getting hit (not his fault) in the intersection while making a perfectly legal but against company policy left hand turn.

I had the Highlander 2 one also but I've never been into that fandom so that one didn't really connect with me the way the STV one did.

the answer to "what if I got knocked off the horse" was "well I guess you better not let them knock you off then, huh?"

of course cavalry wore heels, it kept them able to stay in the saddle by using them to hook the stirrups. Infantry, however, nope.

omg is that you? I have those tapes! I have the STV one memorized practically. The Rocks Rocks Rocks song is one of the most perfect parody songs ever "and here comes Mr. Spock!" I've actually been almost afraid to see the Rifftrax version of STV because it wouldn't be as funny. Seriously.

nope. Notice how Russia, much bigger, only has a strong zone toward its western territories, and China (also much bigger) only along its eastern seaboard. And smaller countries like Japan and New Zealand are completely redded out.

John/Sean/Ian/Juan/Egon/Jan/Jean is laughing its ass off

nah, that much fanning would have just made it burn faster.

brb buying stock in Orville Redenbacher

I'm still waiting for the sequel where Hercules kills Megara and their kids in a drunken rage (Hera's doing btw) and then has to do the 12 labors to atone for his crimes... not holding my breath though...

bonus points: he was a frickin high school TEACHER! Who in later seasons ropes his Sweathog-esque charges into his very dangerous situations...

sorry but this dude reminds me of the ep of MST3K "Manhunt In Space" (featuring eps of the old Rocky Jones serials) where during one of the host segments Rocky's copilot Winky, himself a self described lothario, is revealed to be living in his mom's basement in Wisconsin (and not his rocket ship) while he's protesting…

Did you know that the same kind of punched cards control both the jaunty tunes of old timey organs and the warp and weft of a certain kind of textile loom?

yes clearly she's all emotional and stuff, look how she broke down into jello when she suddenly ended up first female mayor of San Francisco after George Moscone and Harvey Milk were assassinated by right wing nutjob Dan White in their own fricking city hall offices OH WAIT