oh please, isn't it obvious that PBO's just a beard for Beyonce and Michelle?

Olympics Security now handled by Tinky Winky...

I once lived next to neighbors who had one of these (I thought it was a horse when I first looked over their fence) and a barky hound dog whose names I forget. Mostly because in my mind I renamed them "Hound of the Baskervilles" and "Toby"

yeah can I speak to the public works department please, someone dropped a truckload of minced onions on my house... bring tissues please.

omg is that a gif of Doug Henning? *swoon* /magicianfanboy

no, actually they did air short parts of the much longer statement. There's another article showing the text of the speech and what was cut from broadcast; what was left was the part I remembered.

okay, thanks for putting this up there. I was sure I heard some anti discrimination speech (I'm on the east coast) and was wondering why no one else seemed to have heard it. Apparently I got the lite beer version. Beats the alternative (hallucinating it)

and then burning them behind us!

wow, you picked probably the skeeziest picture of Allen to top this page. Well done. Now, anyone got any brain bleach because I am fresh out.

also: I watched the NBC broadcast and I know I saw the anti discrimination speech. Maybe I hallucinated it?

I wondered if I missed the mascots! NBC thoughtfully censored them for me.

"child-size asscrack museum" is the name of my new band

also: sorry for derailing, didn't mean to plant a flag all about me here. I'm just extra techy whenever I see campus police fail right now. I'll step back out now.

well on the minus side I got relocated 3000 miles to take this job in the first place so I'm scrambling trying to GTFO and get home—just waiting for tax returns to make that possible.

True, there's corrupt real cops too. I'm just saying that campus fake cops are held to a much lower standard when it comes to victim's rights.

mostly as witness. The admin who got canned was the one trying to get the police report because she's suing the school. This was the latest in a very long series of straws. Fortunately for her because of seniority she's shortlisted for any state/university job. Me? I was still probationary so I'm SOL and been…

and campus police? Forget about it. If a crime occurs in public and you're the victim you can go and get a police report of the incident no problem, they do that every day.

is it just me or does "meme roth" sound like a really really bad retirement investment idea?

My Jem and the Holograms dolls just looked up and went "bitch pls" only it came out as "outrageous"

cue the "you keep using that word" Inigo Montoya gif.