and then burning them behind us!

wow, you picked probably the skeeziest picture of Allen to top this page. Well done. Now, anyone got any brain bleach because I am fresh out.

also: I watched the NBC broadcast and I know I saw the anti discrimination speech. Maybe I hallucinated it?

I wondered if I missed the mascots! NBC thoughtfully censored them for me.

"child-size asscrack museum" is the name of my new band

also: sorry for derailing, didn't mean to plant a flag all about me here. I'm just extra techy whenever I see campus police fail right now. I'll step back out now.

well on the minus side I got relocated 3000 miles to take this job in the first place so I'm scrambling trying to GTFO and get home—just waiting for tax returns to make that possible.

True, there's corrupt real cops too. I'm just saying that campus fake cops are held to a much lower standard when it comes to victim's rights.

mostly as witness. The admin who got canned was the one trying to get the police report because she's suing the school. This was the latest in a very long series of straws. Fortunately for her because of seniority she's shortlisted for any state/university job. Me? I was still probationary so I'm SOL and been…

and campus police? Forget about it. If a crime occurs in public and you're the victim you can go and get a police report of the incident no problem, they do that every day.

is it just me or does "meme roth" sound like a really really bad retirement investment idea?

My Jem and the Holograms dolls just looked up and went "bitch pls" only it came out as "outrageous"

cue the "you keep using that word" Inigo Montoya gif.

saw this, thought this:

seriously. I've said it elsewhere but it bears repeating: when I was growing up Legos were what you built the play sets for your cars or plastic animals or action figures to move around in. Once they added their own people it was like telling you how to play with them.

I'm sorry but I look at that ad and I'm thinking this:

something something stopped clock something twice a day?

I haven't seen any of them because fuck no to making Jim Phelps a bad guy. Peter Graves was right to boycott the whole thing.

well she would have had a puppy but a gang of Clydesdales forced the car off the road and took it back

In the men's WC down the hall someone scrawled "The cake is an utter fabrication"