FF7 was my least favorite but for a totally different reason: the controls are backwards from any of the other games, x is cancel and o is enter, for example. But there's a menu to change buttons to customize their functions, which is great, except when it comes to chocobo breeding, in which case you cannot interact…

I don't care, it's one of my favorite games too. Then again I love all the FFs from 6-12 except that multiplayer one.

so, we're left with what: two, maybe three shades of gray?

why what can you mean *coughSaltLakeCitycough*

In Vegas all the hotels have their multi thousand dollar penthouse suites and yeah, if you have the cash you can have the room. But. There's always that one suite, that no amount of money will get you into. It's not for you. It's for whoever they choose to let into it, the highest of the high rollers, the whaliest of…

do not forget that Arizona was boycotted for refusing to sign on to the day as a federal holiday. They fought it tooth and nail. They only changed the law banning observance of the holiday when it looked like it would cost them hosting the Superbowl:

tl;dr pointing out racism is the real racism, some of my best friends, as a white man let me tell you about race relations, yadda yadda yadda. (marks off bingo card)

tl;dr, Sarah Palin has 51 cards at her disposal but the one card she doesn't hold is unfair to play.

I smell an Ignoble Prize in the future for this guy...

that's the Disney version. The actual stage musical has, um... songs like that one song. And the other song, about not growing up. And of course the "ugga wugga wigwam" song by Tiger Li—- uh, you know what, I'll just go unhook my TV now and leave it out by the curb if that's okay with you all.

okay: a couple of years back I was going through a tough financial time and had run out of stuff to throw on Ebay and decided to list my mother's charm bracelet, which had little silver charms from 20+ years of traveling everywhere. I was literally down to selling the few things I had gotten from her when she passed,…

sounds like a case of "passed the bar and stayed there" to me...

She was so freaking awesome period. I was just thinking about her the other day too. I keep meaning to google her but I keep not doing it for fear of being disappointed.

I've always thought a loop of Bonaly's backflip (illegal! shocking!) would make a great "Look at all the fucks I give" gif. Twenty years later it still makes me giggle.

proper experimentation requires multiple tests. I suggest maybe limit to one series a day though, otherwise you might spew I mean skew the data....

wait, After Earth was an M. Night Shyamalan directed thing? Of course it was. Shocking twist there.

are you the Nome King

that's like determining the World Series by who hit the most homers in the All Star game. Makes not sense any.

yeah that's totally not a "enjoy it while it lasts, honey, the committee already told me I'm going and you're not" look, is it

seriously, your team can win every game during the season but if you lose the semifinals, you don't get credit for the rest of the season factored in, you sit your ass out till next season while two other teams go for the finals.