Exactly. "How dare You the Subject step outside the narrative that I the Journalist want this to follow?"

sorry but they lost me at HORIZONTAL STRIPES DDDD-:

If Sea World closed tomorrow and PETA was put in charge of the cleanup, all the animals would be euthanized b/c according to their philosophy, once an animal lives with humans it can never go back to the wild so it's "kinder" to just kill them rather than letting them take their chances in the open.

okay, I got as far as "captivating setting" and there's no way she's not trolling. Even Beethoven wasn't that tone-deaf.

OMG yes I would follow this SO hard

I don't see how it's not appropriate to put those three together since Gilliam described Time Bandits, Brazil and Baron Munchhausen as a thematic trilogy: the ages of man and how they experience imagination and fantasy in the face of reality (Time Bandits=child, Brazil=adult, Baron Munchhausen=old man)

"Now now, the Canadian government has apologized for Bryan Adams on several occasions..."

"My name's Jack. As in, Jack Ass."

"Bada-bing"

yeah I kind of had a crisis of conscience over that too for a couple of minutes XD but then I remembered that tomorrow the scammers could be targeting ME with a made up sob story so, hell with 'em.

it's a scam, someone set it up to collect money for themselves. She's not hurting for money or lawyers, her father is a billionaire.

well when I checked it nobody had donated a dime. Also: her father is a billion with a B aire. Who made his fortune in South Africa during Apartheid.

I feel this article needs to be recorded and played real time over the actual movie track, framed by a silhouette of the author and two robot puppets. Then and only then would I watch this effing movie.

oh good I'm not the only one who thought about that story too!

I agree, it sounds more like a "what do we do" panic attack to address a problem that a) hasn't come up yet and b) may not actually be a problem.

something tells me this is not something Brian Boitano would do.

just going to post this here because I would not be surprised:

so anyone else remembering the idea behind Bill Murray's "Scrooged" was a jerk who puts together a LIVE broadcast of A Christmas Carol so all those people (cast and crew) have to work on Christmas Eve? Also the name of the fictional station was IBC (tagline: Yule Love It!)

you forgot The Solid Gold Dancers :-D

oh yes