seriously, Holiday means Holy Day. How can they object to that? They want to start something they should be going after Season's Greetings!

Sorry but unless it has the Solid Gold Dancers and Mary Lou Retton as Tiny Tim, I'm not interested.

Don't feel bad about reporting the incident! It's not your fault, it's not your responsibility, if anything happens to him because of it, because it's his actions that do it, not your reactions.

Absofuckinglutely not. January 25th is my birthday. I like Christmas right where it is. I'm still pissed off they moved the superbowl two weeks so it can no longer fall on my birthday.

new label reads "Nonfiction: Humor"

Oskar the blind kitteh! He is such a sweetheart. Excuse me while I melt a little over here along the edges.

Coroner has reported this as a homicide. Now let's make the police (eta: and prosecutor!) deal with it as such.

also lol pun, "pinned" the crime on someone

I kind of agree with what I think she's saying: why does it need to be MSW reboot? Why can't this classy, talented actress helm a story on her own without attaching it to a long running tv show of a couple decades back? Oh that's right, black. Attaching the MSW name to it was probably the only way they could even get…

yeah well, right now I'm in the middle of a thing where my boss pulled a knife on the admin and then claimed he was going to kill himself. This is a university with a zero tolerance weapons policy. But he has tenure. Why HR is still considering what to do with him when he would have been out on his ass if he'd been…

white people (in that nebulous group definition, individual mileage WILL vary) fear that the moment they take their collective metaphysical boot off the neck of someone other/lower/different, the retaliation/reprisals will begin against all of them. White people live in fear for the day they hear the words "now it's…

yaaaaaah.

I used to work with a guy who would rant every now and then about how his property taxes should be less because they go to pay for schools and he has no kids in schools so why should he be footing the bill for all those other kids. Nope, no one else could stand the douchecanoe either.

seriously. A black kid in a Superman costume is not Black Superman. He's just Superman.

so thirty years later, DC decides it needs its own Alpha Flight?

today's vocabulary word: parvenu

we have half a tank of gas, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Let's go.

seriously, that's what the little erasers and notepads and yoyos are for. You don't want to give out candy, give out otehr stuff, but at least be unilateral about it.

oh yes the good old bad old days when it was called Tookus Haberdashery!

bro do you even shake