we have half a tank of gas, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses. Let's go.

seriously, that's what the little erasers and notepads and yoyos are for. You don't want to give out candy, give out otehr stuff, but at least be unilateral about it.

oh yes the good old bad old days when it was called Tookus Haberdashery!

bro do you even shake

age means nothing to that species. Just look at Grendel's mother. Or don't, you're probably safer that way.

no, dammit! That's how they make MORE of them!

this is the second version. The first one looked like an actual Mattel style doll.

I have the postcard where she looks more like an actual Barbie line doll (the original one before the first takedown notice). She's posed on a settee like Kate Winslet in Titanic (draw me like one of your French dolls!), and it should be the illustration for "Rubenesque" in the dictionary it's so damn beautiful.

guess what, that $2,000 is not going to be the magic $2,000 that cures cancer. Seriously, the money doesn't do anything but go to making pink tchotchkes and paying more administrators to promote "awareness."

*looks up*

I hope in 40ish years when her children are picking out her nursing home they pick the one at the top of the hill with all the stairs and none of the ramps because she could do it if she wanted to.

Can I run around with a cattle prod and a film crew during Prostate Cancer Awareness time and not be prosecuted by my repeating loudly on film that "it's for charity! It's a joke! Don't be so sensitive!"

I'm just gonna say, ex bosses at Bank of America (tie)

whoops I meant @BurlCoatFactory

omg @BurlingtonCoatFact #FTW

was that a neg he just did? Is he like the president of the Pick Up Artist Association or something?

I dunno, I would be willing to give the Samurai Futaba one a pass because it's clearly supposed to be John Belushi doing his Samurai routine from SNL and not the samurai itself (whether or not what he was doing itself is racist is another thing.) But I can see where it would get really tricky (raceception?).

wrong. You have the right to write sexist douchebag crap. You do not have the right to have it published. You do not have the right to demand someone sell it in your store for you.

as a low carb regimen follower who loves pasta but has problems digesting it so avoids it like the you know what, while I have no dog in this particular fight, I'll say again I will NOT buy Barilla much more aggressively than I will not buy any other brand of pasta.

I've discovered a few drops of sugar free vanilla extract and a dollop of half and half are all I need to make speshul coffee. Works great cold too.