I especially like his Ragu source

Is that supposed to look like a USB outlet because they’re the Chargers?

“Wow, look at that coast.”

Hard to believe that there were some shots fired last night by a Laker that wasn’t Kobe.

I’ve seen more interest on defense during All Star games. Fitting ending for a man who became a parody of himself a long time ago.

There is literally no way in which kobe surpassed Jordan.

Did all the other players stand back with their arms at their sides?

You seem to be assuming a lot of facts.

You might need to visit an eye doctor.

I would disagree. Lived there for almost 10 years and got 2 “reckless driving” tickets (automatic 25 mph over limit - 76 in 55). Straight and clear roads. Yes I was a squid but drove a 76 Maibu in the late 80's....not exactly a hoon. In general VA Cops and the driving laws are in fact DRACONIAN.

Somebody woke up an asshole today

Wasn’t 1 painful shot at the horn enough for that guy?

Looks like he’s still mad about his family marooning him on Jakku.

You can tell you’ve got yourself out of position when Jozy scores on you.

Jozy’s most clinical finish in years.

+thinking Arby's

Stevens: Whoa, that thing looks really beat up. You sure about this?

Driving the van, or living in the van?