Ugh.

Prefacing a statement with "I hate to be that guy" means you don't actually hate being that guy.

The rarest sight of all: a photo of Chris Christie being right.

'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down...

That might actually be worse.

The photographer's job was to take photos of Christie throughout the game. He was sent there by NJ.com to do EXACTLY THAT.

Rowland is also one hell of a defender, blocking shots at will. In fact I read somewhere that he led Turkey in stuffing.

Is Byron Scott the worst coach in professional American sports right now?

I promise you, the trucker didn't have a legitimate reason to be in the left lane.

"the privilege to play a game for a living and make millions doing it"

Bingo.

Keep in bigot, and my headline also works!

Hunter wants to be outspoken against homosexuality, but only on his own terms. I see no reason for reporters to cater to his terms.

What can I say, your logic was infallible.

Yep, you're right! I am definitely intolerant of Hunter's bigoted opinions.

Dan Snyder's move for "Valid by smoke signal only" was outvoted.

"Nice Pass"

Fitzpatrick: Bryan, give me two numbers from the 90s and Brady's going to multiply them together.

Nothing to be ashamed of. Every time I tell my wife we're going one more round before I put her to sleep, I usually immediately go to sleep myself.

Police who arrived on the scene described it as a "riot"