And the little Frenchman went oui, oui, oui all the way home.

It's interesting that when full grown white men in college do something criminal, they're 'kids' but when a black 12 year old is gunned down with a BB gun it's his own fault.

Have you tried telling them that if they were going down on a clit like the good lord intended they wouldn't have to spew such vile gender-based crap all the time?

I follow/am kind of part of a rather large group of sportswriters and enthusiastic sports fans who just happen to be women on Twitter, and this is about par for the course. It's disgusting. We regularly get told called all kinds of vulgar names, get told to "go back to the kitchen," are informed that "if we had a dick…

You are not crazy for asking an adult man to not pee on the floor. And if he does, he needs to clean up his human waste. That is disgusting.

Nope, you are not crazy. It may be crazy, but I've even asked the man of the house not pee on the floor in the first place. When nagging did not work, I resorted to plan B, above.

Let's just say I knew people would misread it and left it anyway.

She's worn all the colors...

If I were a woman I'd look at him and say "Welcome to my world..."

The problem with Gamergate is you can't satirize these people. I can't stress this enough: the wider point here is the gamification of the harassment of women."

Aw, poor guy. Karma's a bitch, huh? Sorry, I seem to have misplaced my tiny violin.

But hey, maybe they are "just kidding around" too, so he really has no business worrying about it, right?

And he says — wait for it — that he's now being harassed by Gamergate and fears for his safety.

Obviously the ranking is a one-two of thin mints and trefoils. The rest of the cookies don't even belong on the same list.

There was this guy today at the cafe, where we were the only two people in the room, and he kept on staring at me, while I was eating, doing homework, and using the phone. And as I was using Tinder, I saw his profile, it was quite racially charged and full of fetishization (think confederate flags, Yellow Fever,…

"Women were created from men," says Zach.

Hey men were made from dirt in the bible so we don't have room to brag.

I ran in Chuck Taylor's once as a youngster (17). Worst shin splints ever. Do not do.

Whatever. Fuck these people and their fucking gadgets. I'm not here to throw shade on you if fitness isn't your thing. So move along if you watch HoC while eating a tub of tres leches cake. Life is short, I'm glad you found your way to forget we are all headed to the grave.

UConn Class of '09 rep also invites "Princeton Mom" to crawl back in her time capsule and hit 88 mph to 1950.