My go to has been Brahmin - come with a logo tag that is easy to take off. They run the gamut from tiny cross bodies to ones I could toss my 5yr old into. I do miss the days when they were made in the USA

The “string” on an IUD are more like mono-filament fishing line. My Gyn cut them and told me if my SO complained, she could trim them shorter. Round 4 (2 full length stints) and no complaints.

Yup - get down with your bad self! Unless of course you’re bigger than an XL, they you are out of luck

One teeny tiny objection: Its not a fort, it should be called a dungeon!

I want to know if the judge could cite him for contempt every time his questioning gets out of line. I think 30 days in general population before he can get back.

Thank your brother for me and all the other poor sods on imunno-suppressant drugs!

Ok here’s the flip side false positives and their effects. Currently 49 year old female, paternal grandmother died early from breast cancer. 15 years ago my mother’s BC status was unknown, but possible issue. My gyn finally gets my 36 year old boobs in for a mammo. No biggie for a few years; even get year off for…

Its a bit more complicated than that. If you have an out door cat who hunts, the risk of Toxoplasmosis goes up. And the longer you’ve had said outdoor cat, the more likely you are to have already had Toxo, in which case your gestating sprog will be fine. The issue is contracting Toxo whilst pregnant, since it can…

Sounds like the time I put the snake in my lunch box & stuck my lunch in my pockets. Worked fine until one of the girls was looking to see what my Mom had packed for a snack. (Mom made the best snacks) 12 girls & the teacher up on desks, me and a dozen guys chasing the snake around the room. I still think it was…

Oh my yes, this! I didn’t focus too much on height when I was in the dating pool. I was engaged to a fellow who was 5’4” while we were in college, but he was comfortable in his skin. (I’m 5’6”) Later I encountered a fellow who wasn’t. I met him thru a pre-interwebs video dating service. To this day I refer to him as…

My Dad died after surgery to correct a massive aneurysm. I get the call at my fiance’s house, which is actually closer to Mom’s than my place. We drive down, Mom’s a mess, my sister’s wreck; somehow I’m holding it together. Grandma is living with Mom and has Alzheimer’s.

It can. My mom is using the prescription version for glaucoma. That is listed as a side effect. But, her eyes are still blue-grey. She now has killer eyelashes, too!

Hubby was so giddy he forgot to hand my our daughter.

Oh man! Do not mess with Dr. Biden. Champ is totally focussed on her. I bet he’s her dog!

we came in right at 10k. But that was 10 years ago. Small private ceremony in mom's living room. 60 bucks for a good bottle of whiskey for the JP. my dress was @150. We did a small reception, 75 folks at a restaurant on a day they're normally closed. Food wasn't too expensive, but oi, the bar bill.

Northeastern class of 1989 UConn class of 2000 respectfully suggests your 15 minutes are UP! Siddown and Shaddap!

Crap. That stinks. Sounds like you need a delivery plan. Make sure none of those busybodies are on the list. Enlist the delivery nurses to help. Some hand me downs are OK. Breastpumps and car seats are not.

Can I get us started on how awful breast cancer screenings are? By the numbers 10,000 women get screened; less than 50 cancers are found; 12 are missed; and in the 40-49 age group about 560 women are freaked out for nothing. Its uncomfortable as all get out. This is the best modern medicine can do for us?

I think a pack of sharpies & 10 pieces of posterboard send to the local GPO for this fine upstanding person ought to do it.

It WAS a long time ago (2002), but I found Mr Lizard out on (wait for it. . . ) Match.com! I was practically ancient (36) and fat, there were many trolls (and wannabe sugar babies) to be waded thru. We got married almost 11 years ago & even have a 9 year old Little Lizard.