Good Dog Carl was a cautionary tale of just how terrifying babysitting dogs could be.

Is no one else familiar with the Carl books? in which a large patient Rottie looks after a mischievious little girl?

Oy. The entitlement of guests us astonishing - and being a self-perceived "Master of the Universe" only ups the ante.

Longtime lurker here, not a troll. I have to post because the OK Cupid guy with the epic list of impossible demands (http://jezebel.com/this-is-the-mo…) is still online and he liked me!!!! Despite me being a real live human being and thus not at all what he's looking for.

I just want to name him Joffrey

Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.

No. That baby is right. Her dad has a weak chin.

You kittehjacked the ferret post!

When we had our own business, their was another business owner adjacent to our place. He was an ass-holier than thou individual. Any time ANY other neighboring business would have the misfortune of having a delivery packed in peanuts that may have escaped, this guy would have his very underpaid employee go out in…

you beat me to it!

So to sum up, a box full of packing peanuts is to ferrets what the ballpit is to humans. :D

Since the one is named "Simon", I am pretending the other one is named "Garfunkel". That just made everything even more awesome.

All the packing peanuts!!

There's MORE. With CATS.

It's like his agent said, Give me a Heath Ledger stare and Molly Ringwald's hair. Instant teen idol.

look, as a lady who took a lot of formal logic classes, it drives me bananas that you just said that. It's like if I said, "here are a hundred cookies. One is poison." Cookies: mostly ok. As a whole, I'm wary of those cookies. This is basic shit here. Those statements don't contradict.

Making furniture for the stuffed animals and painting it pink may be the most awesome thing I've ever heard. :-)

Certified man hater here, I feel you. Dudes: you're totally mostly OK, I know plenty of caring men folks who are smart and get it. As a whole, I'm wary of most dudes and pick my guy friends carefully to avoid hating. It can be done!