A friend of my Dad's had the annoying habit of going out to nice restaurants and asking the waiter to choose a meal for him. It just sucked; it put the waiter in an awkward position; and it was an unnecessary hassle and a weird power play. So one time they went to a restaurant where he said that, and the waiter just…

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You know, I've always wondered what was so bad about Autism, and what made it worse than a potentially dehabilitating disease like Polio. If people think their child dying or having a horrible livelihood is better than getting Autism, then that is some fucked up shit.

Did you ask her how she justifies her rudeness and lack of empathy and compassion?

Open relationship?

Open relationship? No. This is the contract of *EDIT* possessiveness and jealousy.

That little monkeyfuck Putin loves dancing on the edge, the psycho.

I believe the word you're looking for is a backpfefengesicht, or a "face in need of punching." This message was brought to you by the German language.

I'm starting a new public campaign "Stop The Olds From Talking Out Loud Near Microphones"

There is a serious lack of female rage gifs, folks.

Probably not, but taking a good dump before you weigh will, so there's that.

The only Riff Raff I'll recognize:

#NotAllRiffRaffs

The fact that something like this is needed is depressing, but thanks, gentlemen, for restoring a bit of my faith in humanity.

did somebody say bonnet????

At the very least she should be learning grammar if she's promoting education.

But this was a Superintendent, not a principal. My point was that she should have other duties to take care of that were more important than cursing at her students and measuring their shorts.

In the backward cluserfuck that is Oklahoma, there is no matter more important than protecting their precious teenage flowers from the siren song of slutdom.

Or you can kick out creepy control freaks and save yourself time and money. Do you think it's okay to leave someone who calls teenage girls skanks in charge at any school?