I'll just say this, interpret it how you want. I'm 5' 8", 160 lbs, male, and just as ill equipped to defend myself against Ray Rice as his wife is. But if I threw a punch at Ray Rice and he knocked me out, the general reaction would be "he threw the first punch, he was asking for it, Ray Rice was defending himself."

Prepare to be shouted down. I am still getting shit from my comments on Whoopi Goldberg defending these actions.

So it matters that he is a professional athlete? My point is if everyone keeps their hands to themselves there is no problem. Is that crazy??

So Im going to get killed for this and I accept it. Seriously in 2014...Is the stance that a woman cant be hit by a man under any circumstance?? If a woman hit a man she shouldn't expect retaliation? So women arent held to the same standard as men when it comes to hitting another human being? I dont know what…

Having listened to his radio show every now and then, he doesn't often take things seriously. This is more of a joke, and I doubt they truly believed the paper would print this. And if they did, it's free advertising (his listeners paid for it) for his radio show.

FedEx Field doesn't give two f's.

For the first 27 minutes of the game one dude just held onto the ball all by himself. I think they call that guy "Stephon Marbury"

I actually happened to be in Florence two years ago during one of these matches, and it was one of the craziest things I've ever seen. We tried to scalp tickets, but the prices were outrageous, so we watched it at one of the many pubs broadcasting the match. It seemed to me that scoring points was a secondary…

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When asked to comment on the phenomenon, White responded that he really fucking hates baseball.

Are...are we sure he figured it out in the end? I didn't see any shame on his face...

Let's see some progress.

Arun Kumar, just sitting there smiling to himself while this buffoon digs himself deeper, is now my new favorite person in the world.

I'm surprised this isn't a meme already.

Jesus, I'm a fan and all, but lemme get a NSFW-ish tag in the title...

That might be the worst nickname anyone on this site has ever tried to create. The "haw-go", is that how it sounds in your head? Jesus, just say the "Chi", if you want to be cute. How did 'hago even cross your mind? Is that what our accent sounds like? Society is falling apart.

Once watched an osprey take a trout from the lake I was fishing at. Then a bald eagle swooped in and started chasing the osprey. The osprey dropped the fish; the bald eagle divebombed, reached out, and grabbed it in its talons a couple feet above the lake. The eagle flew off to its nest.

Ha, Birds are so dumb...