Jesus Christ this guy needs to make up his mind. Should a sideline reporter be gutless or not?

15 IQ points higher and Kirk would no longer qualify to be a radio DJ.

The Japanese Air Force will never be our reliable ally in the Pacific Rim.

Pictured: Alabama's 2014 schedule

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

No, I'm not. If she didn't approve, why share a meal with the guy?

You granted permission by acceptance. Why wouldn't you have shown any opposition if you actually felt it? I think that's the bigger question here. Why did you even continue the date if you were that bothered by it?

they deserve to play fight with a guy who is faking anger towards them?

At least Brazil's already gotten used to seeing themselves behind 6.

Phone rings

This Is What Happens When You Misjudge The Short-Hop On A Giancarlo Stanton Ground Ball

They're suspiciously good at falling over on purpose.

Semi-related

Meanwhile the Spurs be all

I also don't see the big deal. Maybe a little cynical? Sure. But I can see how a cancer survivor could be agitated and see the whole thing is a bit of a "dog and pony show," especially given what a booming business cancer awareness promotions have become. Mainly, I think they just found it silly that they had to…

I don't think its that weird. One can be a survivor and also cynical about events like this

Not Pictured: Gotze's raging hard on.

Forgiven for the crime of leaving their shitty ass city and shitty ass owner after spending 8 seasons carrying their shitty ass team around on his back without ever even being the team's highest paid player...