I am experiencing a feeling of great pleasure from Brazil's humiliation....if only there was a word in German that precisely defined this emotion.

Zlatan could not be any cooler. Every one of these excerpts has been exactly the way I dreamed of him living his life

"Listen, Chris, it really is great and all, but it's remarkably clear that you're still not grasping basically every single key course concept and you're therefore going to fail Astronomy 101."

That's my girlfriend you son of a bitch.

Boooo....you don't need to pander here :)

Soccer

I'm a big fan of this game as well. Still don't fully understand the rules, but here in Canada TSN has been playing a fair bit of it on Saturday mornings. Highly entertaining. Even the referees are entertaining (the crazy reverse throw in by the ref, the intense finger pointing for goals and behinds)

Are you Drake?

Good christ no.

One would think that such a low-scoring game would lend itself to randomness, to the odd fairytale ending, to relatively shitty teams fluking their way into the history books. This doesn't happen.

He won't play in 2018. Everton extended his contract through 2018, but he will no longer be in top form by then and he's indicated that he plans on retiring after that (e.g. not playing in MLS). Instead, USMNT will most likely begin fielding Brad Guzan of Aston Villa starting with CONCACAF /Olympics in 2016. He isn't…

Or just scrap the NCAA

It is not title IX that is stopping the SEC from fielding men's soccer teams, it is entitled greedy football coaches who are taking the part of the budget that could pay for these sports.

Eh, I've not tipped before. I'm sorry I don't feel tipping is mandatory, you are in the service industry, if you give bad service I give a bad tip.

Germans tend to be, well, Grammar Something-somethings.

It was billions, actually.