Dammit beat me to it I was about to say did the monstars take her powers?

Space Jam 2?

I'm an MLS fan, but this is why soccer will never fully catch on here in the US. Yes, every 4 years people will tune in to watch this, but a game with this importance is completely decided by a guy flopping like a fucking fish. He did this all game, and being given a PK in this sport is nearly a goal every time. I…

You poor thing.

Robben spent the match diving. I counted at least 4 before the penalty where he flopped around. So yeah, fifth time lucky. Contact was minimal, but Robben is the worst.

he sold it, so yea, there was some dive. But when you hang your leg out, dont get the ball, and clip the guy enough to give him the chance to take that dive, thats a penalty every day. Any ref would have called that, and rightfully so

Dive enough times, eventually one will go your way.

Player of the Tournament so far

Hey Timothy, here's the interview translation:

handball, but a bit harsh for yellow

Yeah, I'd definitely watch a lot more soccer if it looked as pretty as this.

If soccer were broadcast like the NFL:

Johnny Cockstrong is the most amazing wrestling name I've ever heard.

Well shit +1

I remember watching Silver on the court to give the Spurs the Larry O'Brien Trophy, and no one was booing. It's a weird time right now.

Adam Silver is a good fucking commissioner. When was the last time we could say the Big 4 in sports had at least one good commissioner?

I didn't understand why you start Brad Davis, a free kick savant with few other discernable skills, and don't give him the corners. Zusi had at least one truly awful corner with Davis on the pitch, and I think it was more than one. What is Davis doing on the pitch if he's not taking the free kicks and corners?

Maybe it was Diego Costa.

These situations are always weird for me to deal with. On one hand, I come from the Louis CK brand of thinking which says that anything can be a joke, but on the other hand, I was raised by a grandfather who smacked the god into me if I didn't show respect for terms of that magnitude.

sans sterling?