That Cincinnati goalkeeper played one of the best games I’ve ever seen a goalie play. He was absolutely out of his mind all game long. It was incredible. Some MLS team needs to snatch him up pronto.

What I really enjoy about that question is that it’s basically a “talk about” prompt, but phrased as a question.

Ah, yes, counter racism with sexism. Way to stand up for your sockpuppet, loser.

Hey, way to take a decent bit of wordplay and turn it into cheap ethnic stereotyping.

God, Boston fans are the fucking worst. I made a little joke about Brady’s diet being bland and tasting bad and you have to tell me he has more superbowls than me? Seriously? Fuck you so hard.

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

Screw you, Wondolowski!

The “I’m an out-of-control narcissist” joke is less funny in 2017 than it might have been in the past.

God, I wish the interviewer had said that to him.

I think lions lack the cognitive functioning necessary to make qualitative comparisons with the various species that are their potential prey, and this is mistaken as indifference for the purposes of self-inflating analogies for the dimwitted.

“May” have been a travel? Really? And Mike Breen didn’t think so? Not trying to take away from Steph doing Steph things, but I’m honestly curious how one could watch that play and think it wasn’t the most obvious double dribble ever.

A real hockey player would slice his own ACLs on purpose and then go suit up for the olympics anyways.

That’s really unfair, they won three titles in four years (1892-1895), and it wasn’t all that long ago, if you factor in the age of the universe.

“To go from such a good win against Chile to a loss in Bolivia...Argentine football still has a long way to go.”

Jalapeño is #1. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

Every ONE of these flavors is an also ran to the great and unbeatable Jalapeno. Honey Dijon?! PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT! GTFOH.

Are you honestly going to fire your hall-of-fame coach who wins your conference every year because he doesn’t win a title in the strangeness that is March Madness? It would be like Kansas firing bill self. It might make sense professionally, but not in college.

You should try to make this point again when you aren’t so drunk.

Not a chance. Tigers are bigger and faster, plus they're natural killers, which is a pretty good advantage in a fight. Lions and jaguars would also handle gorillas rather easily. Leopards have been known to hunt gorillas, which admittedly isn't the same as an actual fight given the advantage of an ambush and doesn't…

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.