Why did you waste your time to read and reply if you have better things to do?

No, I'm a fan of a team that would kill to have %50 percent of Derrick Rose, but that's neither here nor there. I could be a Bulls super fan and that wouldn't change my point. The guy hasn't played this much in a long time, aches should be expected

The guy hasn't played competitive basketball in almost two years, it's not really surprising that he might be feeling a little extra soreness, Team USA doesn't need to "downplay" this because it isn't really that significant, it should be expected.

Strange name, that "Gofuh Kyorself".

The guy with the fro who started off saying ASL encapsulates the parts I don't like about this campaign.

Whoever broke that bowl over Drunk Mario's head is an American hero.

Drunk Mario wins; the dog is a close second.

Yeah, but think of how fuckin' good the speech would have been if they'd won.

"SAT night?"

I specifically requested this art.

Really just letting the art dept do whatever, eh?

In America, every kick is a free kick.

Everybody gets +1

"It's called a free kick, right? I thought that means anyone can take it..?"

You are missing the best part. He wants to be a lawyer: http://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/…. He's now gotten advice on reddit (repeating bad mistakes) that the bar association wouldn't like this ordeal, so he has now given up that dream and is selling his books: http://www.reddit.com/r/forsale/comm…

Better delete this before anyone sees it. Using common sense and knowledge of how sprint cars work to back an opinion that you don't want to send a rich nascar driver to the gas chamber seems to be an unpopular opinion tonight.

We talking about lunch, man. Not the game, not the game. We sitting in here, and they're supposed to be the franchise player, and we in here talking about lunch. We talking about lunch, man. How silly is that?