Covelli
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Covelli

[same conversation from this morning and 11 months ago]

You don't score 30 goals in a Dutch season and command $20 million in career transfer fees if you suck.

Lets take one play and show it as proof. Don't show his hold up and turn against Spain from the Confederations Cup, or his turn and shot against Nigeria last weekend.

I agree. I mean did you expect him to do a complete carbon copy of the Daily Show? Look at it this week, this is the 60 minutes version of the Daily Show. Once a week, 3 stories for 20 minutes each, going in depth as opposed to the Daily Show being a view on the nightly news shows which hit the main topics and move

Because not everything is willing sacrifice thoroughness to accommodate your attention span.

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The shot off the bicycle at 2:36 is still one of my favorite things.

FIFA is expected to penalize any country whose uniforms push the envelope. Unless of course those envelopes are filled with money.

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

Brilliant. I know it has already been said, but anyone criticizing Lebron here was clearly never an athlete. Nothing one can do about a bad muscle cramp. This from a Jordan devotee and former Lebron "hater". Idiotic Lebron "haters" may turn me into a Lebron supporter in the same way that idiotic Lebron supporters

That was the perfect embodiment of "the other side of the tracks". He crossed it and BAM, 10 seconds later he's getting robbed!

not surprising, given that Klinssman kicked off the World Cup campaign by publicly fucking Landon Donovan

What's a couple more sexual escapades? They've already been fucked by the draw.

This is a big win for your mother

Two more guys to bring up, as examples of Colombia's overall attacking depth: Juan Cuadrado and Victor Ibarbo. Cuadrado is almost identical to Zuniga, except he plays in a more advanced position on the wing. He's coming off a monster year for Fiorentina, and should serve as a lethal opposite winger to Rodriguez.

It took me longer than I'd like to admit to figure out, that Lito isn't Ray's cousin

"Is it just me, or did this letter actually make the commissioner sound like a FREAKING STUD? This dude is closing every Goddamn night. Guys and gals, apparently. Bill Murray would approve.

you are write

Obviously offside.