Milton seemed to land on his feet.

I'm not sure if you are using the idiom "nothing to sneeze at" properly. Nothing to sneeze at would mean they are really good.

...and you would be completely wrong. The hood's called a capirote and predates the KKK by a couple hundred years. The Klan didn't start using them until the 1920s.

I'm just saying it's not 100% clear.

Qatar?

Fuck the unwritten rules. The actual written rules says you're allowed to steal bases in a baseball game, so throw the guy out or have a nice cold glass of shut the fuck up juice. No wonder football has LONG since passed baseball as the national game. People tune out with all this unwritten rule bullshit.

That's absolutely absurd. All three of those guys play in the two best confederations in the world (by a wide margin) where they are surrounded by immensely talented players. Robben has scored more than 40 goals in about half as many games while also scoring more than 100 in the greatest league in the world. Messi…

The goal was epic, but, my God, Howard's outlet pass to start the counter was pure Kevin Love perfection.

Oh, great. Now he's breaking the unwritten rules of physics.

Ugh, Edu woulda been much better choice than Beckerman. Don't cough up any cheap goals, hippy!

8 of the 23 players are black or mixed.
I know you're going for jokes, but that one isn't very good.

Looks like Klinsmann went young in general. Surprised that Brooks and Yedlin made the team. Plus Mix Diskerud is there. Looks like he's already planning ahead for 2018.

You know, both explanations are possible. I had an "incomplete wipe" this morning, and I've been haunted by it all day.

Guy doing the finger guns can fuck right off.

Touré: [makes himself a sad little birthday cake]

You've rewound like 12 years for this clip. You kinda make the opposite point by posting it.

Ah, yes. I remember this period of Inter very fondly too. A strikeforce of Obafemi Martins, Christian Vieri, Adriano, and Alvaro Recoba. They were lovely to watch.

I need to watch more MLS.