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Rex isn't gonna let the stress get to him...

How come Flacco wants to talk shit after Ray Lewis is gone. say it to his face fuck boy

"Ha! You call that ruining a mock draft?!"

If I was guy who had a beef with a pitcher, and I was hit intentionally, I would take my base, lead off of first, and then during his next pitch (assuming he's a righthander) run and tackle him from behind. I can't be the first person to have thought of this. Why hasn't someone done this yet?

Thank you Drew, just thank you.

"10 years from now, Fox will be coaching in Arizona, giving angry postgame tirades that get retrofitted into crappy beer commercials."

Do you mean crappy beer, or crappy commercials? Because yes, Coors Light is like pissy water, but those where GREAT commercials back in the day.

No surprise. Cubbies are never within striking distance.

Kind of surprised none of the players ran up to the mound with pixelated dongs.

I am surprised he didn't have to pay an extra fee, you know, for all his emotional baggage...

I know it's the off-season, but Nate really needs to work on his handles. That last one was clearly a carry-on.

I hope my Deadspin avatar sums up how I feel about Mr. Aaron.

Jeepers! I've counted 177 blows to the head (still counting) in the animated gif. Lorenzo sure can take a punch. He refuses to go down! Now up to 189. Incredible! Is the ref asleep? He needs to step in ... like now.

Why doesn't Matt Lauer grill politicians like this? What a joke.

Needs more scissoring.

"No, it's not windy!"

And the assist on Eddie Johnson's goal. Holy shit.

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USMNT's first goal. Great ball by Bradley. Johnson with the easy tap in.